sluttyoliveoil:

imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you

(via pizza)

raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

(via pizza)

hey did I mention I wouldn’t hesitate to sell a kidney to get into the enriched science courses

hell I’d donate one. forget sell.

And the only reason I’m might not get into it is because I didn’t sign up when I had the chance

If I can’t transfer, maybe I will cut off an organ.

lonelywhiteasian:

I love donuts. They’re not self-centered at all.

(via tastefullyoffensive)