July 2012
what happens at olive garden when theyre grating the cheese and you don’t say “when”
the waiter gets more and more concerned as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. they eventually plead with you to stop this madness and just say when, but you hold firm. olive garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building as cheese begins to pour out into the street. the world floods with cheese. all is cheese.
reblog if you're unattractive and awkward
Q: WHAT SHOULD I DO IF SOMEONE IS CHASING ME AND TRYING TO SHOOT ME? →
quora.com
“If you’re on foot, you’re obviously going to be running, but you need to do so smartly.
Your instinct will be to run directly away from the attacker, since a direct line is the shortest; however, you need to fight this tendency and make random cuts in your flight pattern. A moving target is fairly hard to hit, but if you’re running in a straight line it’s much easier, since you only have to correct one aspect of the aim if you miss.
Don’t run in a simple zigzag pattern, or in any other predictable way. In order to hit a moving target, a shooter is going to have to “lead” you with the gun, swinging it ahead of where you are to where he or she thinks you’ll be. If it’s impossible to know this, you will be that much harder to hit.” (More)
I think I ate the Doki Doki no mi. My heart won't stop go dokidoki, i'm screwed.
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
The look Ichigo was giving Rukia when Orihime was healing her was so icky-in-love-I’m-worried-about-you-please-don’t-die. Then Orihime looked sad because Ichigo was giving that look to Rukia and she knows.
Is Ichiruki just gonna be one of those ships
Those ships that are like
“We like each other
and it’s pretty obvious
but we don’t say anything about it to make all the fans squirm.”
Because I have a feeling that they’re going to be that ship.
