We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.
The gruesome scene played out at a home in Hackensack, N.J., where 43-year-old Wayne Carter allegedlybarricaded himself in on Sunday, NBC New York reported.
Officers got a call that morning when a witness said Carter was threatening to harm himself with a knife. Two cops responded, kicked in the door and found Carter in the corner, the station reported.
Carter allegedly ignored officers’ orders to put down the knife, and instead began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs.
An attempt to pepper spray the bleeding manhad no effect, the Associated Press reported.
That’s when Carter — disemboweled but responsive — reportedly threw bits of his skin and intestines at the officers.
They decided to retreat and call in the Bergen County SWAT team, Hackensack police Lt. John Heinemann told reporters. The team was able to subdue Carter and get him to a hospital, where he remained in critical condition on Monday.
Heinemann said he believes that drugs or mental illness may have led to the horrific incident, but those details haven’t been confirmed.
No charges have yet been filed due to the unusual nature of the incident.
I absolutely read that last comment as “intestining”
Damn, east coast, you gettin scary
Anyone wanna call PCP or LSD in this case too? Pretty sure we are all gonna die soon. Im not saying zombies but…
It’s seriously terrifying that all these stories keep popping up suddenly..
Now I’m not saying it’s zombies, but it’s zombies. So, can I bash some freakin’ heads in now?
SHIT NOW IT’S IN NEW JERSEY FIRST FLORIDA NOW NEW JERSEY I DON’T THINK I WANT TO GO BACK TO COLLEGE IN CONNECTICUT IN AUGUST OMG
….i used to live like, twenty minutes from hackensack.
JESUS FUCK ALL MY HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS RUN THE FUCK AWAY PLEASE